(If you don’t like fake Canadian accents, this is not the movie for you). That Yoga Hosers is a bad movie isn’t quite as offensive as the implication that in response to Tusk criticism, Smith decided to make a statement about critics - then refuse to own it. Change ), HBO Spotlight: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, Throwback Thursday: Lars and the Real Girl, Wildcard Wednesday: How to Talk to Girls at Parties, Favorite Film Friday: To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before, Favorite Film Friday: The Spectacular Now. This one had a few cool moments; the final monster is kind of cool, even though the girls fight it with…yoga. Yoga Hosers Poster Unleashes an Army of Sausage Monsters Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Depp star as two teenagers who have to deal with monsters invading their hometown in … Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. Yoga Hosers appears to generally be a super weird and kind of chaotic and typically Kevin Smithy comedy in all ways good and bad. En agosto de 2014 se reveló que Yoga Hosers sería una película de acción y aventuras, y la segunda en la trilogía True North. I really wanted Yoga Hosers to be a good bad movie. ‘Yoga Hosers’ Review: Kevin Smith’s Just Messing with Us Now Johnny Depp shenanigans, bad Canadian accents, and Nazi sausage monsters abound in the worst film of Smith's career. I was clearly impressed. [This is a re-post of my Yoga Hosers … It's just a bad movie. Yoga Hosers tells the tale of two Canadian Millennials (both named Colleen) who work at the local Eh-2-Zed Convenience Store, frequent strip mall yoga classes, and also have to defend their town from an army of Nazi monsters. On that note, this movie is stupid, but I think it knows it’s dumb and it really loves it. Still, it does include small "bratwurst Nazi" monsters that kill people after entering their bodies through their bottoms. How the hell did they get Stan Lee to be in a movie about mini-Nazi monsters? $38,784 (Yoga Hosers) The True North trilogy is a series of horror comedy films written and directed by Kevin Smith . Smith revealed before the release of Tusk that he had written a spin-off film called Yoga Hosers, which would feature the cast from Tusk. Sometimes it felt like Lily-Rose and Harley Quinn wrote their own dialogue, and not in a good natural way, but a weird stilted dialogue way. Trending. With Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp, Adam Brody. Yoga Hosers tells the tale of two Canadian Millennials (both named Colleen) who work at the local Eh-2-Zed Convenience Store, frequent strip mall yoga classes, and also have to defend their town from an army of Nazi monsters. I didn’t know this was a Kevin Smith movie when I started it, but the first thing I noticed was the cast. Yoga Hosers Trailer Has Monsters, Nazis and Johnny Depp Kevin Smith's Yoga Hosers Gets a Summer Release Date Kevin Smith Wins PG-13 for Yoga Hosers Without an Appeal. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Yes. Literally everyone is in this movie. ‘Yoga Hosers’ Trailer: Bratzi, Monsters, Sh-t Emojis and Stan Lee! Yoga Hosers Trailer #2 Has Johnny Depp Fighting Sausage Monsters. Click here: https://goo.gl/aJjh7BYoga Hosers, a horror comedy written and directed by Kevin Smith and starring Johnny Depp, Lily Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Austin Butler, Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment. Only worth a watch with friends so you can make fun of it. And they sing for a while. ( Log Out /  Directed by Kevin Smith. Yes. The girls will do just about anything to receive an invitation to a senior party. Yoga Hosers (2016) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Yoga Hosers Poster Unleashes an Army of Sausage Monsters Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Depp star as two teenagers who have to deal with monsters invading their hometown in … Two teenage yoga enthusiasts must do battle with an evil presence that is threatening to rise from its underground lair and endanger their major party plans. There are a few bits that really work. Plot synopsis: “Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Melody Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) are teenage besties from Winnipeg who love yoga and live on their smartphones. But when they discover the leader of a Nazi splinter group has been raising an army of monsters beneath the store where they work, they team up with a legendary man-hunter to stop the world-threatening uprising. From the always-crazy mind of Kevin Smith, Yoga Hosers is the second installment of a potential Canadian trilogy series that started with the also insane Tusk, which is vaguely referenced in this film too. Whether it is the latest studio trailer release, an evocative documentary, clips, TV spots, or other extra videos, the FilmIsNow team is dedicated to providing you with all the best new videos because just like you we are big movie fans. Like with Tusk, Yoga Hosers represents Smith setting out to make a midnight movie; he has cited Strange Brew and Full Moon movies as being among his chief inspirations.And, like with Tusk, there are a number of elements of that approach that don't quite work, like a late-movie monster assembled out of what appears to be leftover pieces of Tusk's walrus suit. ( Log Out /  http://bit.ly/1sHSPQ0 YOGA HOSERS Bande Annonce VF (extraits), film complet en français prochainement. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Director Kevin Smith returns for the second installment of his True North trilogy with Yoga Hosers, in theaters this July. It ends up feeling like the girls are trying to set up a music reel to start their eventual pop careers. Set in the View Askewniverse , it consists of the films Tusk (2014), Yoga Hosers (2016), and the planned Moose Jaws . No. Johnny Depp's daughter fights monster sausages in YOGA HOSERS They will do just about anything to receive an invitation to a senior party. And the hockey masked meat monster (yes, you read that right) looks quite goofy, but not in a good way. Menu. Fifteen-year-olds Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie are on their smartphones constantly, sing in a small band, and take yoga classes. It’s a enjoyable hour and a half, but its so crazy and off the rails that eventually you kind of go with it. They aren’t good. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Johnny Depp shenanigans, bad Canadian accents, and Nazi sausage monsters abound in the worst film of Smith's career. 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